It was almost two years ago when I set out to redefine one of the classic adventure stories in Western literature, The Three Musketeers. First I gave you Porkos, the lovable porcine boob.
Next, I gave you the dashing Bacos, complete with his debonair hair on his chinny, chin-chin.
...and now, after much ado, I am proud to present the final installment to this most famous trio. Meet Frank.